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} catch(err) {}</description><title>lxndr lng.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @alex9190)</generator><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Trust women to be irrational.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Trust women to be irrational.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/255133905</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/255133905</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:25:49 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>I honestly don’t understand. I really don’t.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I honestly don’t understand. I really don’t.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/254354723</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/254354723</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:08:58 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>“People walk around today calling everyone their best friend. The term doesn’t have any real...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“People walk around today calling everyone their best friend. The term doesn’t have any real meaning anymore. Mere acquaintances are lavished with hugs and kisses upon a second or at most a third meeting. Birthday cards get passed around the offices so everybody could scribble a snippet of sentimentality for a colleague they’ve barely met. And everyone just loves everyone. As a result, when you tell someone that you love them today… it isn’t much heard.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Alan Shore (Boston Legal)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/245982026</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/245982026</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:12:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Irrationality breeds misapprehension, anger and bitterness among the people around you.
Your...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Irrationality breeds misapprehension, anger and bitterness among the people around you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Your irrationality and unwarranted outbursts of emotion is the reason why we don’t get along anymore.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/244804230</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/244804230</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:20:20 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Near Settlement (via Olli Kekäläinen)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5lnzAWC81qzu9yso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Near Settlement &lt;/b&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/ok6"&gt;Olli Kekäläinen&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/244792330</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/244792330</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:02:23 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>I watched 2012 yesterday and both my friend and I concluded that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2rqeMB2D1qzu9yso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I watched 2012 yesterday and both my friend and I concluded that it was the most &lt;b&gt;intense &lt;/b&gt;film that we have seen in ages.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously, the amount of people dying, crying, saying goodbye or ‘I love you’ is crazy. And the amount of explosions and catastrophic destruction in that movie is more than enough for ten action movies.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/243095834</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/243095834</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:20:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>When I saw you, it wasn’t the feeling of nostalgia that surprised me, it was the feeling of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;When I saw you, it wasn’t the feeling of nostalgia that surprised me, it was the feeling of regret.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/240305743</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/240305743</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:27:46 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>"Common sense can be an ugly beast sometimes, can’t it?"</title><description>“Common sense can be an ugly beast sometimes, can’t it?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Katie Lloyd (&lt;i&gt;Boston Legal&lt;/i&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/239136951</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/239136951</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:43:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>962 - by Eugene Balyubah, scenery, mountain uploaded by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvd2yStsP1qz4edwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=204176"&gt;962 - by Eugene Balyubah, scenery, mountain uploaded by Peachfizzy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://handa.tumblr.com/post/238604418/962-by-eugene-balyubah-scenery-mountain"&gt;handa&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/239134388</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/239134388</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:39:49 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Hiss...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I was walking in my backyard today when suddenly, I heard a sharp and loud ‘hiss’ from behind me. I froze in fear. &lt;i&gt;Oh crap. It’s a snake! Damn it! What should I do? Should I run? NO! Those documentaries always say to stay still… or was that for when you confront a grizzly bear? Damn it! What the hell should I do? Maybe… I should play dead?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then, something moved on my right. I felt my whole body tensing and my heart rate jumping as adrenaline is being pumped through my entire body and my hands clenching. &lt;i&gt;What the hell?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The thing moved in front of me. It was a goose. He stared at me. I stared back. &lt;i&gt;Snake?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It began to hiss. &lt;i&gt;No, it’s not a snake. It’s a damn stupid goose.&lt;/i&gt; It began to lurch towards me, hissing with every movement. &lt;i&gt;What the hell? Where did you come from? And since when do geese hiss? I thought they ‘honked’ or something.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/238514770</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/238514770</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:41:27 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Almost a Literalist
(via azspot)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssq9dSR7K1qz4sr8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://exploringourmatrix.blogspot.com/2009/11/almost-literalist.html"&gt;Almost a Literalist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://azspot.net/post/237050736/almost-a-literalist"&gt;azspot&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/237427801</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/237427801</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:11:30 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>She has absolutely no idea how much we resent her sometimes.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;She has absolutely no idea how much we resent her sometimes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/236962508</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/236962508</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:56:59 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>My mum today was absolutely convinced that the BMW was stuffed. On the steering wheel, on the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My mum today was absolutely convinced that the BMW was stuffed. On the steering wheel, on the indicator stick, there’s a button where if pressed, it will change the dispay on the speedo to estimated fuel economy, estimated distance left, kilometres travelled and things like that. She was convinced that this button was stuffed. I checked. It wasn’t broken. She was pressing the wrong one. She was pressing the button on a different stick that activates cruise control.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I told her what she was doing wrong. She wouldn’t believe me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/231852630</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/231852630</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:56:59 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>What really annoys me is when I have to explain something to someone with the intellect of a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;What really annoys me is when I have to explain something to someone with the intellect of a goldfish.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/227309934</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/227309934</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:37:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>(via LEARN SOMETHING EVERY DAY)
NO WAY! That’s crazy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks876xoNdO1qzu9yso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.learnsomethingeveryday.co.uk/"&gt;LEARN SOMETHING EVERY DAY&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NO WAY! That’s crazy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/225880402</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/225880402</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:08:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: So, let me get this straight:...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kdz555JBIwY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kdz555JBIwY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/225863296/early-bird-special-so-let-me-get-this-straight"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Early Bird Special:&lt;/b&gt; So, let me get this straight: The hotter it gets, the more clothes supermodels are forced to take off? And this is supposed to convince me to help &lt;i&gt;prevent&lt;/i&gt; climate change? Yeah, not the most well-thought-out PSA ever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Studio4a"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I beg to differ. I thought that this was a pretty good ad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/225869615</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/225869615</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:52:23 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Damn it! Why do you always have to complicate things?!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Damn it! Why do you always have to complicate things?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/225855022</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/225855022</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:27:58 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Dextromethorphan.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Dextromethorphan.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/224475354</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/224475354</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:00:54 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s hayfever season again. Wonderful.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It’s hayfever season again. Wonderful.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/224474285</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/224474285</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:59:51 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>(via kari-shma)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks2s86WYQr1qzpe8uo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/"&gt;kari-shma&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/223191297</link><guid>http://alex9190.tumblr.com/post/223191297</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:06:33 +1100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
