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Almost a Literalist (via azspot)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:11:30 +1100

Almost a Literalist

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She has absolutely no idea how much we resent her sometimes.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:56:59 +1100

She has absolutely no idea how much we resent her sometimes.

My mum today was absolutely convinced that the BMW was stuffed. On the steering wheel, on the...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:56:59 +1100

My mum today was absolutely convinced that the BMW was stuffed. On the steering wheel, on the indicator stick, there’s a button where if pressed, it will change the dispay on the speedo to estimated fuel economy, estimated distance left, kilometres travelled and things like that. She was convinced that this button was stuffed. I checked. It wasn’t broken. She was pressing the wrong one. She was pressing the button on a different stick that activates cruise control.

I told her what she was doing wrong. She wouldn’t believe me.

What really annoys me is when I have to explain something to someone with the intellect of a...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:37:00 +1100

What really annoys me is when I have to explain something to someone with the intellect of a goldfish.

(via LEARN SOMETHING EVERY DAY) NO WAY! That’s crazy.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:08:00 +1100

(via LEARN SOMETHING EVERY DAY)

NO WAY! That’s crazy.

thedailywhat: Early Bird Special: So, let me get this straight:...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:52:23 +1100

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: So, let me get this straight: The hotter it gets, the more clothes supermodels are forced to take off? And this is supposed to convince me to help prevent climate change? Yeah, not the most well-thought-out PSA ever.

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I beg to differ. I thought that this was a pretty good ad.

Damn it! Why do you always have to complicate things?!

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:27:58 +1100

Damn it! Why do you always have to complicate things?!

Dextromethorphan.

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:00:54 +1100

Dextromethorphan.

It’s hayfever season again. Wonderful.

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:59:51 +1100

It’s hayfever season again. Wonderful.

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Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:06:33 +1100

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My mum bought a new BMW 120i convertible

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:41:00 +1100

Bad: Money could be much better spent. E.g. deposits on several investment properties.

Good: I get to drive it on weekdays. And, it’s bought under ‘my’ business, so technically, legally, basically and practically, it’s mine.

My mum is absolutely convinced in buying a BMW. Does she need it? No. Should we get it? No. Is it...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:52:26 +1100

My mum is absolutely convinced in buying a BMW. Does she need it? No. Should we get it? No. Is it there a better way to spend or invest that money? Yes.

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Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:01:40 +1100

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It’s been 5 days since my holidays have started and I still cannot get over the idea that I am...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:09:35 +1100

It’s been 5 days since my holidays have started and I still cannot get over the idea that I am free until February/March next year. You’ve got to love early finishes.

Cramming is like exercising. Just like when you’ve been on a rowing machine for 30 minutes,...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:03:47 +1100

Cramming is like exercising.

Just like when you’ve been on a rowing machine for 30 minutes, and your heart is close to exploding, your arms and legs are screaming in pain as you do another stroke… and then… suddenly, the pain slips away and a wave of numbness flows through you.

That’s what it feels like now… a somewhat blissful numbness in my head after a marathon of criminal law and economics. Why do my exams have to be SO soon?

Kraft dumps controversial 'iSnack' name

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:00:53 +1000

Kraft dumps controversial 'iSnack' name:

Yes! Common sense has prevailed!

My patience is wearing thin. I hate you exams. I hate you.

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:21:15 +1000

My patience is wearing thin. I hate you exams. I hate you.

Cold Moments (via Philippe Sainte-Laudy)

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:18:48 +1000

Cold Moments (via Philippe Sainte-Laudy)

‘Criminal Laws In Australia’, you’re on strike one. Watch yourself, or its the...

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:52:33 +1000

‘Criminal Laws In Australia’, you’re on strike one. Watch yourself, or its the fireplace for you.

I don't get it

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:31:00 +1000

‘However, a person does not carry out conduct under duress if the threat is made by or on behalf of a person with whom the person is voluntarily associating for the purpose of carrying out violent conduct.’

- s.9AG(3) - Duress - Crimes Act 1958 (Vic)

I don’t get it. I sort of lost it at about the tenth word.