My mum is absolutely convinced in buying a BMW. Does she need it? No. Should we get it? No. Is it there a better way to spend or invest that money? Yes.
lxndr lng.
It’s been 5 days since my holidays have started and I still cannot get over the idea that I am free until February/March next year. You’ve got to love early finishes.
Cramming is like exercising.
Just like when you’ve been on a rowing machine for 30 minutes, and your heart is close to exploding, your arms and legs are screaming in pain as you do another stroke… and then… suddenly, the pain slips away and a wave of numbness flows through you.
That’s what it feels like now… a somewhat blissful numbness in my head after a marathon of criminal law and economics. Why do my exams have to be SO soon?
‘Criminal Laws In Australia’, you’re on strike one. Watch yourself, or its the fireplace for you.
I don't get it
‘However, a person does not carry out conduct under duress if the threat is made by or on behalf of a person with whom the person is voluntarily associating for the purpose of carrying out violent conduct.’
- s.9AG(3) - Duress - Crimes Act 1958 (Vic)
I don’t get it. I sort of lost it at about the tenth word.
You have got to be kidding me. Who the hell would call something that they spread and eat, an ‘iSnack’? Oh, I meant ‘iSnack2.0’. Far out, I thought it was some kind of sick joke from Steve Jobs or some whacked out food product from the Silicon Valley.
Unbelievable.
Hey,
I know you don’t like me. I know that you intend to be boring. I know that you are purposefully trying to drive me insane. I know that whenever I turn my back on you, you’re laughing at all my many failed attempts to properly understand you. And I know you don’t want me to do well… but can’t we just get along? Just for once?
Listen, I promise that if you don’t piss me off too much with your long-winded paragraphs and repetitve legal judgments, I won’t rip you to shreds and burn you, which is something I’ve been known to do with textbooks.
There. I hope we’ve reached a level of mutual understanding and patience.
Kind Regards,
Alex


