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My mum today was absolutely convinced that the BMW was stuffed. On the steering wheel, on the indicator stick, there’s a button where if pressed, it will change the dispay on the speedo to estimated fuel economy, estimated distance left, kilometres travelled and things like that. She was convinced that this button was stuffed. I checked. It wasn’t broken. She was pressing the wrong one. She was pressing the button on a different stick that activates cruise control.
I told her what she was doing wrong. She wouldn’t believe me.
What really annoys me is when I have to explain something to someone with the intellect of a goldfish.
Early Bird Special: So, let me get this straight: The hotter it gets, the more clothes supermodels are forced to take off? And this is supposed to convince me to help prevent climate change? Yeah, not the most well-thought-out PSA ever.
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I beg to differ. I thought that this was a pretty good ad.
My mum bought a new BMW 120i convertible
Bad: Money could be much better spent. E.g. deposits on several investment properties.
Good: I get to drive it on weekdays. And, it’s bought under ‘my’ business, so technically, legally, basically and practically, it’s mine.
My mum is absolutely convinced in buying a BMW. Does she need it? No. Should we get it? No. Is it there a better way to spend or invest that money? Yes.
It’s been 5 days since my holidays have started and I still cannot get over the idea that I am free until February/March next year. You’ve got to love early finishes.
Cramming is like exercising.
Just like when you’ve been on a rowing machine for 30 minutes, and your heart is close to exploding, your arms and legs are screaming in pain as you do another stroke… and then… suddenly, the pain slips away and a wave of numbness flows through you.
That’s what it feels like now… a somewhat blissful numbness in my head after a marathon of criminal law and economics. Why do my exams have to be SO soon?
